Month: April 2020

No, I haven’t touched an okapi or the Crown Jewels, but as this is written under lockdown I shall not venture anywhere beyond the confines of my property where, after thirty-seven years of living, you

When I was small the word ‘block’ meant something square.  They were the blocks I played with, made of wood with raised lettering on their sides.  Mention of walking round the block at first confused

I want to talk to you about Oscar – it’s cheaper than visiting the pet psychologist. Oscar’s a dog…we think.  When your computer freezes after being tasked to find a file, and you’re left looking