No, I haven’t touched an okapi or the Crown Jewels, but as this is written under lockdown I shall not venture anywhere beyond the confines of my property where, after thirty-seven years of living, you
THE BLOCKTHE BLOCK
When I was small the word ‘block’ meant something square. They were the blocks I played with, made of wood with raised lettering on their sides. Mention of walking round the block at first confused
Seeing Oscar in 20/20Seeing Oscar in 20/20
I want to talk to you about Oscar – it’s cheaper than visiting the pet psychologist. Oscar’s a dog…we think. When your computer freezes after being tasked to find a file, and you’re left looking
Small metal thoughtsSmall metal thoughts
I used to think that only wire coat hangers bred. Their skeletal presence hung in every clothes cupboard I opened, worst of all in the backroom where they multiplied unashamedly. I was wrong. Smaller metal
On the edge of the shutdownOn the edge of the shutdown
In my life so far, the future has always breathed. There was definite life to come, and as I walked upwind of it, the scents it bore were companionable, comforting and familiar. But how different
Who goes on tour…and stays on tourWho goes on tour…and stays on tour
The world is getting to me. Neither head-in-the-sand denial nor blithe indifference can fend off the fears. My companions are leaving. Even though they are not ascending in chariots of fire but El Al and
Something left unsaidSomething left unsaid
“I’ve just killed someone.” He had never imagined saying these words, but that was before the motorbike had swerved wildly to avoid the sharper end of his car as he accelerated into the traffic. How
An early and late lesson in paradoxAn early and late lesson in paradox
Paradoxes hold the high ground, containing such grand truths about gaining when you lose or only living when you die. All this sounds very worthy and much to be striven after, but before becoming too
On eggsOn eggs
There is no region on earth less desirable than the cold borders of a fried egg. How those crusted edges can exist so far from their sunny centre God only knows, but humans should never
In praise of invigilationIn praise of invigilation
(Written after an article decrying the task was put up on the staffroom noticeboard) We have recently read of the trials of invigilation loaded with a heap of righteous indignation and it’s about time we